three short jokes I can't believe I'm telling

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 24-Feb-2014 11:58:03

Why should you never drink diet soda during oral sex?
Because then you'll have two aftertastes to get rid of.

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my fucking dick.

Bob

Post 2 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Monday, 24-Feb-2014 12:02:27

Omg, I should surely bann you for this. I love it!

Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 24-Feb-2014 12:09:47

Hahahah the best ones violate the deepest-held taboos. Good job.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 24-Feb-2014 13:12:08

Yes, definitely ban Bob.

Just kidding. They actually made me smile.

Post 5 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 24-Feb-2014 14:09:51

Lol to the last one! :D

Post 6 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 24-Feb-2014 14:59:18

And I was wondering when I saw the board title "does Becky know about this?"
Guess so.
Smile.